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N0 Quarter
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Posted - 2011.02.22 04:14:00 -
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Wish granted. The entire population of Eve start to participate in this Forum topic, but as everyone goes to reply, the system crashes, which frustrates everyone so they don't bother trying again.
I wish for a cat that doesn't **** on the floor every morning!
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N0 Quarter
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Posted - 2011.02.23 09:48:00 -
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Wish Granted! Skills that don't have Benefits have now been improved to reduce all benefits of all skills! You have now been War Dec'd by all Corps on Eve!
I wish for more girls to play Eve!
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N0 Quarter
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Posted - 2011.02.23 23:22:00 -
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Wish Granted. CCP bring in new content revolving around Justin Bieber. The Character creator changes everyones character to look like Just Bieber, and a new Epic Arc is brought in which involves you helping Justin Bieber to further his singing career. CCP also announce that they are bringing in Optional Patches, which require you to manually download every ship, skill, and item seperately. Although, all of these Optional Patches need to be installed, or Eve will not run. You've just created a game about Justin Bieber that takes a couple of weeks to download.
I wish for Glass tables to not get covered in Dust!
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N0 Quarter
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Posted - 2011.02.24 22:45:00 -
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Wish Granted! Dust 514 is released immediately, but on your way to the Game shop to get your Copy, you are involved in a traggic accidently which ends with the doctors removing both of your arms. You now have to spend the rest of your life knowing everyone else is enjoying such an Awesome Game!
I Wish the world of Griefing would come to an end!
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N0 Quarter
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Posted - 2011.03.03 11:27:00 -
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Wish Granted! Incarna is released at a sooner date then anyone expected! However, due to constant QQ's to CCP from impatient fans, they break under preasure and release an expansion that is full of bugs and textures that arent even finished. This causes world chaos from all Eve Online fans who start to QQ themselves and leave the Game Perminantly. They then hunt down the person who caused the end of Eve Online... you.
I wish for a wish everyday for the rest of my life.
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N0 Quarter
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Posted - 2011.03.16 23:31:00 -
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Edited by: N0 Quarter on 16/03/2011 23:31:10
Wish Granted. CCP read your wish, and imidiately try to reverse the change. However, when they changed it, they deleted all the files, and don't really feel like starting again. Instead, they do something simple and easy, and make the Test Server in the form of World of WarCraft (just with bigger brains then Blizzard of course) starting chaos for everyone who used the Test Servers.
I wish I didn't have to Edit my Post to put a Wish in...
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N0 Quarter
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.03.19 11:12:00 -
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Edited by: N0 Quarter on 19/03/2011 11:12:23
Due to the above poster not wishing for anything, they implode.
I wish for a Ferrari.
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N0 Quarter
Minmatar
Deja Vu Holding
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Posted - 2011.03.24 00:07:00 -
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Ahahahahahaha.
Wish Granted, but the outcome is still the same.
I wish my throat would stop being sore...
War does not determine who is right..
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N0 Quarter
Minmatar
Deja Vu Holding
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Posted - 2011.03.24 23:40:00 -
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Wish Granted! You get your mouth watering Sandwich, which smells awesome! Although, cause your mind and body are in a trance like state from eating this Sandwich, you get hit by a Bus from not paying attention where your walking.
I wish for nothing bad to happen to me.
War does not determine who is right..
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N0 Quarter
Minmatar
Deja Vu Holding
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Posted - 2011.03.25 21:45:00 -
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Edited by: N0 Quarter on 25/03/2011 21:46:26
Wish Granted! Blizzard Entertainment send you a 24 hour GM Pass, which Teleports you to GM Island on the Land of Azeroth. You are now stuck with a bunch of Re-tards for the next 24 hours!
I wish the shops came to me, so I dont have to move when I need something.
War does not determine who is right..
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N0 Quarter
Minmatar
Deja Vu Holding
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Posted - 2011.03.26 09:31:00 -
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Wish Granted! Unfortunately it was highly flamable Rocket Fuel, and you end up being too close to a Fire Place, and you fart so the flames travel up your intestines, and into your stomach which causes you to EXPLODE!!!!!............ Don't you wish you had a Mop and Bucket?
I wish.... for an extra wish.
War does not determine who is right..
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